The following is a list of famous last words by adventurers / players while playing AD&D. I'm really not sure where the core of the list came from, but our group has been adding to it. Enjoy!
| "No really. I can do this." | |
| "Of course its evil, kill it!" | |
| "I open the coffin . . . SLOWLY." | |
| "Boost me up." | |
| "You mean it was a GOOD dragon?" | |
| "Hey, all I need is a two or better to save vs poison." | |
| "Do you realize what you just did?" | |
| "Hey, this chest just bit me!" | |
| "I cast Fireball." | |
| (Player to DM) "I look over my shoulder." | |
| "Who's the bitch with the spiders?" | |
| "I attempt to disbelieve." | |
| "Hey guys . . .wait up." | |
| "Ya know, since our druid's been so obnoxious, it would probably server him right if we set his precious forest on fire." | |
| "OK, O Mighty Odin, as long as you're not gonna answer my prayers, I'm gonna tell you what I REALLY think of ya!" | |
| "You mean they get to use the critical hit chart too?" | |
| "What do you mean the whole room we are in detects as a trap?" | |
| "Here kitty, kitty, kitty . . ." | |
| "Magic is for wimps." | |
| "Your mother was a Gully Dwarf." | |
| "Well, if you didn't belch, who did?" | |
| "He looks like a sunburnt elf?" | |
| "You'd have to be a GOD to smile after that hit!" | |
| "I go through the door . . . Wait, I check for traps!" | |
| "It can't be a beholder, we're only first level!" | |
| "Nah...the game's just started...he wouldn't put a fatal death trap in yet." | |
| "A red WHAT swoops out of the sky at us?" | |
| "I throw the rock into the dark cave." | |
| "I'll use the wand of wonder." | |
| "I want to check out the magic tome." | |
| "C'mon guys -- he can't kill all of us!" | |
| "Hmmm . . . how do we know you are the REAL Angel of Death?" | |
| "Oops." |
And the most famous:
| "The DM's an idiot." |
If you have any additional "famous last words" please send them to me at [email protected].